Contact me
I
love getting emails. They momentarily transport me to a world where I
am not all alone, sobbing over my keyboard in a squalid,
tissue-strewn office, and wondering if it's too early to start
drinking. What? Midday already? Hurrah! It's Dubonnet o'clock.
If you just
want to send regular, vanilla-flavoured email: mail@charleswilliams.co.uk
If you want
to give me work: yourehired@charleswilliams.co.uk
If you want
to complain about anything on this website: boohoohoo@charleswilliams.co.uk
If you’ve
seen my picture and find balding 40-something men strangely alluring: donttellmywife@charleswilliams.co.uk
If you want
to be my agent: tenpercent@charleswilliams.co.uk
If you’re
called Charles Williams and want to buy the domain name: sorryitsnotforsale@charleswilliams.co.uk